Hey there, Jerry again. Phil Larry is hiding from creditors in his parent's summer cottage in Maine. That means Ole Jerry is da boss! The people I would like to see kill themselves are the bizarre devils who posted the following items at Joedios:
"Greetings,
Question: if you were to bile a set to be used as a secret cobra intelligence base, who would lead it, man it, what sort of defense, and how many numbers of personnel?
Let's say the purpose of the base is not on the front lines... but more like an information center, gathering information from outposts around the world, or just around a region."
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Here ya go, you goofy FUCK! If I were some jet-setting asian tycoon like yourself, who spends his days masturbating with a garlic press and ordering brides through the mail, this is the fort I'd make! I'd staff it with Epic Steven's 40 billion vipers(v1) and then I'd pay Donald, the hobo on the corner, to pee his bloody ooze he calls urine all over it and then torch it! "Death at Midnight"...what a stupid fucking topic! You and your concubine, Footloose, should go shoot some gay porn in a light box and DIE!
Thats not even the worst topic, try this one...
"Greetings mortals!
Within days I'll be in Thailand. Specifically, besides Bangkok, I'll also be out in the remote country up in the mountains at about cloud level. During this time there won't be any way I could contact anyone--no cell phone signal, net access, or anything. Not even my new Droid phone with it's ability to generate a wireless hotspot will be useful. All I'll have is me, a camera, and my team of Joes.
But that's what I need your help in choosing. Which Joes to assign on my team? If you remember, Shipwreck and Chuckles have been on assignment in Thailand since December 2009. Hawk has just received word that they finally uncovered the location of Cobra in South Asia and also uncovered sensitive data on Cobra's secret operations there. This data will definately be useful to stopping Cobra's most recent diabolical plans. But which Joes do you think should go on this mission to retrieve Shipwreck and Chuckles? There is only room for two to three Joes for this mission.
Also, Cobra most certainly will attempt to stop us from reaching the rendezvous point in the Thailand mountains. But which Cobras would we encounter?
Your help/advice needed on which Joes to take and which Cobra's to take. I'll not take a lot with me, so two or three of each at the most.
http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=5639658099629481091
Current candidates: POC Duke and Beachhead, POC Firefly. Any ninjas?
Deadline to give feedback will be Thursday night, 8/12/2010, midnight Central Standard Time. Afterwhich the mission will proceed. Any feedback after will be too late."
Is this guy insane? I read this and thought that the poor bastard's autistic. David Julian responded humorously with this:
"You definitely need some hookers for Shippy & Chucks in Bangkok."
Actually funny, right? To ruin this joke comes some dickless runt saying:
"LOL! You're right! How about those anime-style girls. There are some in 1:18 scale, no?"
Death at Midnite comes back with this...further reinforcing my belief that he is a gay, mongoloid eunuch:
"I have used gashapon figures in the past. There are some nice ones with long evening gowns. I not sure if T R U in central world survived, but that's where i found them. "
This penis picker calls himself a man? The only dames that Jerry and Phil Larry collect are chained in the basement, pending payment! I am sick of these nerds making the rest of us look bad. I have a call in to some friends of mine who, specifically, hate nerds who are also autistic and drive subarus...
These guys are trying to make Asians cool again. Fools like Death at Midnight, who refuses to ever give his real name, even when he's posting in a "introduce yourself" thread, have helped lose cred for our driving deficient friends in the East!
