should this be a mean spirited blog??? do i want to drive losers back to their caves??? is it gay to have goldfish???

I wanted a blog because of all the cool cats i know who have them. the difference? theirs are edgy and have something to say. this blog is nonsense mixed with a little satire. the edgy ones i speak of are:

Smash The State, Cobra Cabana and RTG and FIREFLYED #1 GOOD GUY ACTION ZONE. these guys have a lot more to say than me but what i have going is Mister Harry Johnson and COBRARATHOVERCRAFTFIREFLYZARTAN1993, who deliver verbal spankings like no other. If we suspect you are a jerk, we send a Magical Unicorn special delivery, full of spanks and bits of glass...so don't be an asshole on a fucking gi joe forum or we will ass rape you with adjectives and verbs!!!

Ass raped by a Magical Unicorn Gangsta for being a bad poet, bad photographer and having a shitty ginger beard!