Qand A with Prudence Doty

Jerry Reed here, you fuckers! I just got out of the sheriff's farm for sodomizing a pepsi bottle and the first thing i thought of when i got out was Prudence Doty! I called that jiggly firebusher up and asked for a confidential interview that everyone could see and read...she agreed.

Jerry-Prudence...how do you take a shit, sitting still or buck naked, charging through a corn field?  

Prudence-Move, move, move....that's what its all about.....just don't forget to stop and admire the things around you while your moving through them.
Jerry-prudence, are there any celebrities, besides Carrot Top, that you'd like to stalk? 

1. Prudence-Bonnie Hunt........funny, entertaining and a refreshing joy to watch. I think I found a new 'best buddy' to hang with!! 
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3. Jerry-Prudence,  do you have anything to say to children who are dying from terminal illnesses?
5. Prudence-Who's up for some 'livin life'?!? 
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7. Jerry-Miss Doty,  are you aware of the trend where people are calling giant, black penises "sparks"?
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10. Prudence-Y'know that *spark* that hits ya like a bolt of lightning? Can somebody send that my way?? Thanks! 
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12. Jerry-Prudence, what do you yell when someone is pounding on the shitter door and you have a turtle head poking from your blistered asshole?
13. Prudence-Time, time, time......Give me just a little more time............all I ask is for more time...... 
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15. Jerry-Miss Doty, do you have anything to say to Michael Richards...the actor who portrayed Kramer on Seinfeld?
16. Prudence-Michael, I just don't want to say goodbye.......but I want you to find peace-the peace you wished for the world......All My Love......thanks 
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18. Jerry-Prudence, do you have any imaginary friends that had restraining orders against you?
19. Prudence-Michael Jackson........I miss my friend so much. 
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21. Jerry-Can you describe your attitude towards Adolph Hitler and Glenn Beck?
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24. Prudence-Focus on the legacy of genius........ 
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26. Jerry-Prudence, you are aware that Michael Jackson was a retarded pedophile...right?
27. Prudence-Is it almost a week already that the world lost a genius? My GOD....... 
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29. Jerry-Prudence, have you seen the clip on Youtube of Janet Reno, crashing an award ceremony for some brothers and falling drunk on her ass?
30. Prudence-Janet walking onto the BET Awards stage.........tore me up completely. God Bless 
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32. Jerry-Prudence, are you a homophobe?
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35. Prudence-Rain, rain go away........ 
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37. Jerry-Are you aware that some of your fellow employees at IHOP have filed complaints against you for taking incredibly long shits and stinking up the joint?
38. Prudence-I get that there's a 'time constraint'....but seriously, let's give some of the great ones a little leeway....... 
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40. Jerry-are you gay for Carrie Fisher?
41. Prudence-I am sooooooooooo going to see Carrie on Broadway this fall.......*birthday present*, hint, hint...... 
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43. Jerry-So, you're a big old dyke?
44. Prudence-LIZA! LIZA LIZA! Judy is smiling down........w00t!! 
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46. Jerry-Prudence...my final question. Are you remorseful for stalking and setting fire to Tony Danza?
47. Prudence-Wow.....the Tony's are really ON FIRE tonight!