Heeeey! Phil Larry here, you penis snatchers! Look at my new co host..its a baby tusken raider! What do you think he looks like under that mask? Like this?
Phil Larry-Yikes! Didn't expect that. Anyway, tonight's last guest is a regular on Joedios, a Mexican doctor and speaks better english than a Cherokee wind talker! Iiiiiits...Icemay23!
Phil Larry-Hey there, Icemay23. Can you tell our audience a little about yourself? You have been called the songbird of our generation.
Icemay23-I find Duke and Ripcord and the movie has scenes for the accelerator for the donkey and the shiny pigs like to be cleaned. Bacon ghost!
Phil Larry-Oh. Soooo, Poggle, have you ever worked with Icemay23? Got any saucy stories???
Poggle the Lesser-Grrlooonk gapaeee! Ung chuk!
Phil Larry-He really put Ice Man's head on a City Strike Duke body? Fuck man! You are like the edge of some broken glass....shaaarp.
Icemay23-The front of the device cannot oblige my nose. Hey, bub...thats my taxi!
Poggle-Hlruuunnk, gootunk!
Phil Larry-Its time "To dance With Tanker"! Go tanker and don't let your diaper leak on stage again.
Tanker-I hate dark humans! Firefly is an anglo!
R3-G9-Beeeep, whistle, hoot.
Phil Larry-Hey everybody...its Gordon the producer. Are you here to feed me my Italian Ice, Gordon? I fuckin love that shit, man. I hired Gordon after I saw this laxative commercial he directed with Todd Bridges as a convicted rapist who cannot shit! Sup, Gordon?
Gordon-That fucking retard shit all over the stage again! I am sick of cleaning half digested blueberries off the floor! Who gave him a muffin??? Was it you, Icemay23?
Icemay23-I see the frogmen and I direct them into the basket of clouds!
Phil Larry-Good night folks and set your dvrs next week....The Ghost of Corey Haim will be here!
