Attention infidels! I am Mecca Jones, controller of this truthcast! I have assembled other ignorant infidels, like yourselves, and will ask them why they will die a fiery death at the hands of one of my sisters instead of embracing Islam, like a juicy one legged virgin!
This is where I stand up, shoot my gun and yell, "Jihad!"
Please welcome the future tenants of Hell: Ugnaught Murphy, Emperor Palpatine and origami giraffe. I will ask them questions about imaginary things like science, logic and morals. I will start with Infidel Murphy...
Mecca-Space demon! Do you find it difficult to pray to Muhammed with such short legs?
Ugnaught-I fucked your mother and sister on these stubby knees, then I used my pig nose to sniff your father's asshole.
Emperor Palpatine-I too have sniffed your father's asshole, but i used The Force to do it.
Ugnaught-Thats a gyp, man. Use yo real nose, dawg...that Force bullshit filters a cornhole aroma.
Silence! My father gave his life in the name of Muhammed! He walked into a school full of 3 year olds and blew them up in the name of justice and love and goats!
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Mecca-Stop this immediately! We do not sodomize other guests on this show!
Ugnaught-Your mother's next, raghead!
Emperor Palpatine-I think the Ugnaught is right, the giraffe's asshole feels different. Maybe I should jam some force lightning down his butt???
This truthcast is concluded! Jihad!
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ReplyDeleteMecca Jones is like an Islamic Jay Leno.
ReplyDeleteWhy does that cobra statue say "Dude, Where's My Car?"
No kidding, Bravo...snakes can't drive!
ReplyDeleteThat backdrop is freaking awesome.
ReplyDeletetoo funny
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